Life isn’t neat.
It’s chaotic, beautiful, unpredictable — full of ambition, distraction, setbacks, and second chances.
I call it the cosmic slop — the messy, meaningful, mysterious stuff we’re all trying to make sense of.
The funkadelic chaos that is a wonderful list of ingredients helping create an amazing recipe to enjoy the predictable and unpredictable fun in life.
I’m Andy Roper. I’ve been coaching since 2001, trained with Richard Bandler in NLP, and I’ve spent decades deep in the work — reading, reflecting, and helping people take real steps forward. My style is straight-talking, action-focused, and rooted in personal responsibility.
This isn’t therapy. This isn’t hand-holding.
This is personal coaching for people who are ready to cut through the noise and get serious about what they want — and who they want to become.
